Carolina Reeper with Jon Reep

Live or Memorex? National Bikini, Graham Cracker, and Workaholic Days and a Blast from the Past

Today's show is like an old cassette tape commercial... is it live or is it Memorex?
Jon reads comments from last week's show before coming clean and admitting he is not "live" this week as he is on vacation in Myrtle Beach.  However, that doesn't stop him from sharing some interesting information about National Graham Cracker Day, National Bikini Day, National Hawaii Day, and National Workaholic Day.
Then, Jon has a "blast from the past" as he shares shares a July 5th 2019 episode of "FRIED", his previous podcast, where he gets together with Marc Hunt, aka Marcus Stamos, aka the owner / operator of Marcus Christian Beauty Shop. They reveal the winners of the "caption this" contest on Facebook & Instagram, they read your email & Youtube comments, read two more poems from Jon's Journal and  talk about the making of the "Fast Times in Hickory" video. Like the Grande Finale of a fireworks spectacular, you'll be saying "Ohhh... Ahhh..."
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Paul Bunyan, Linda Skeens, Watchmen Isaiah, Residual Checks and Sexual Attraction to a Fence

Today's show is like a Folky Fence that Frolics at a Fair!  Join comedian Jon Reep and his crew for another episode of COUNTRY-ish!
In BEST TRENDS:  What do Wimbledon, the Jan 6th hearings, Ghislaine Maxwell, Watergate, and Truth Social all have in common? None of those will be talked about here!  Instead… it’s Paul Bunyan Day, and if you don’t know, you better axe somebody!   Plus, who is Linda Skeens?  We need to find this woman. All points bulletin for Linda Skeens!
Jon loves listening to his resident HAYSEED GEN-Z Intern Isaiah’s accent so he has him read classic narration from a movie.  This week, it’s the movie “WATCHMEN”.  Can Intern Isaiah pull off a dark, gruff superhero voice… or will Jon need to get involved and give him some acting lessons?
It's time for someone to win Jon's money in another exciting round of HOW MUCH IS THAT SCREEN ACTORS GUILD RESIDUAL CHECK?  This check is for ALL of Jon's work airing in Germany!  So it should be a huge check, right?
And in SMALL TOWN NEWS, a woman is sexually attracted to a fence and loves it as a companion.  This is the same lady that married the Eifel Tower.  So Jon asks the important question: “Are you attracted to any inanimate object?”  The answer from someone in his studio may surprise you…
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Selfie Day, Ric Flair, Goodwill Hunting & Crabs get turned into Whiskey!

We have a Crabby but Styling-and-Profiling kind of show for you today!
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In this episode, Jon's resident "HAYSEED GEN-Z", Intern Isaiah, and his sweet, Southern accent, take a crack at reading some narration from the famous Steve Martin comedy THE JERK.  With Jon’s acting coaching, will Isaiah put in a better performance this week?
In BEST TRENDS, Jon celebrates #NationalSelfieDay by taking a selfie (obviously) and then talks about "Nature Boy" Ric Flair scheduling his final wrestling match.  Will Intern Isaiah be in attendance?
Jon's giving more money away in another round of HOW MUCH IS THAT SCREEN ACTORS GUILD RESIDUAL CHECK?
In SMALL TOWN NEWS, a New Hampshire distillery is turning crabs into whiskey!  Jon feels the crabs probably deserve it… they are kind of a-holes.  What other alcoholic drinks could be made from sea creatures?
And in GOODWILL HUNTING, Jon and Marcus Stamos exchange $5.00 gifts from a local Goodwill store.  Marcus' gift will help him cook better (unless it is missing important pieces)... while Jon's gift will help him tell time while in the bathroom.
 
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Flag Day, Little Caesars, Residual Checks and a Fishermen Finds a Sex Toy in a Catfish!

We have a Fishy, Phallic, Flag-tastic, Pizza Party of a show for you today!
Jon loves his Intern Isaiah’s voice and accent… so he has him redo some classic narration from a famous movie.  This week, Isaiah reads narration from STAND BY ME.
In BEST TRENDS... today is Flag Day! Shout out Betsy Ross!  Do you have a flag in your yard? Do you know the proper way to fold the flag?
TIM ALLEN is in the news as he is not the new Buzz Lightyear.  Why is that?  And what's Mr. Allen up to these days?
And LITTLE CAESARS has become the official pizza of the NFL, taking PIZZA HUT's place.  Jon has to try some some pizza from both places live on the show and gives his shocking opinion.
Also, as usual, Jon's giving more money away in another round of HOW MUCH IS THAT SCREEN ACTORS GUILD RESIDUAL CHECK?  
And in SMALL TOWN NEWS, Jon shares a story of a fisherman in Indiana that finds a mysterious, hard object inside a catfish… which turns out to be a sex toy. That Nemo is a real slut!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Prince’s Birthday, Pride Whoppers, GoodWill Hunting & Florida Man Crashes Car During Sex

We have a Prince-ly, Proud Whooper, Goodwill, Fellatio of a show for you today!
In BEST TRENDS, Jon talks about Prince’s birthday and his memories of seeing him perform.  He even shows some of his own album covers that were inspired by The Purple One.  And plus… Burger King debuts the “Pride Whopper” so Jon decides to give it a shot!
Intern Isiah, our resident “Hayseed GenZ”, admits to liking the movie “Clueless”… so Jon has him read some of the dialogue from the film to see what it sounds like. 
In SMALL TOWN NEWS, Jon shares the story of a Florida man and woman that crash into a FedEx truck… while performing a sex act in the car.  Jon asks his studio crew… has this ever happened to you?
There's another round of HOW MUCH IS THAT SCREEN ACTORS GUILD RESIDUAL CHECK where Jon has more money to give away to a lucky listener.
And then the return of GOODWILL HUNTING, as Jon and his buddy Marcus Stamos exchange surprise gifts they got each other from a local Goodwill for $5.00 or less - and UNBOX them live on the show!
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Top Gun:Maverick, Leanne Morgan, a new Sun Drop song & a Lion with Mullet!

We have a Dirty Grass, Big Panty, Top Gun, Mane Mullet of a show for you today! 
In BEST TRENDS, Top Gun: Maverick is out and Jon watched it and has lots of thoughts to share.  They also discuss the new Obi Wan Kenobi series out now on Disney Plus.
There's another round of HOW MUCH IS THAT SCREEN ACTORS GUILD RESIDUAL CHECK where Jon has more money to give away to a lucky listener.
Comedian LEANNE MORGAN zooms in to talk about big panties and touching her eyeballs.
Kevin Dedmon from the band DIRTY GRASS SOUL joins the show to share a song he wrote about his favorite drink, SUN DROP.
And in SMALL TOWN NEWS there’s a lion at a zoo in China that has a mullet and it’s causing an uproar.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ricky Gervais, Beavis & Butthead, DashMan NashCam and Big Macs for 50 years!

We have a Supernatural, Pansexual, Big Mac of a show for you today!
In BEST TRENDS, Ricky Gervais has a new comedy special on Netflix... and, you guessed it, someone's offended! Beavis & Butthead are making a comeback with a new film and Jon's super excited. Plus, Happy PansexualVisibilityDay!
Jon welcomes J.J. BRENT to the show to talk about his YouTube channel “DashMan NashCam” where he videotapes some of the crazy stuff happening on the streets of Nashville, as well as the BANG THIS TWINS and some karaoke stories!
Then Jon gives away some of his money to a lucky listener in this week's HOW MUCH IS THAT SCREEN ACTORS GUILD RESIDUAL CHECK? It's for an episode of EASTBOUND & DOWN on HBO.
And in SMALL TOWN NEWS Jon tells the story of a man in Wisconsin who just celebrated 50 years of eating Big Macs.  Every.  Single.  Day.   He’s lovin’ it!
Join actor/comedian Jon Reep on his weekly show COUNTRY-ish, where he and his crew talk about the latest BEST TRENDS, share some SMALL TOWN NEWS, and play games with the live audience!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, She-Hulk, Free Money & Calling a Man Bald is Sexual Harassment!

We have an Angry, Voluptuous, Hairless Show for you today!
Jon welcomes SUN DROP to the show, and shows off his first online commercial video he made for them.
Jon loves Intern Isaiah’s country accent so much, he has him read classic narration from “The Shawshank Redemption”.  And Intern Elliott has a new long-distance dedication to deliver Barry White-style.
In BEST TRENDS, Jon talks about the newest Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and gets reactions from his co-host and interns.  Is it hot or not?  Plus… what is a “She-Hulk” and why is it trending?
Jon gives away more of his money in another round of HOW MUCH IS THAT SCREEN ACTORS GUILD RESIDUAL CHECK?  Have you seen his appearance in JANE THE VIRGIN?
And in SMALL TOWN NEWS, Calling a man “bald” is now considered sexual harassment?  Thanks to a ruling in the United Kingdom it is… and Jon says it’s about time!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hilary Duff, Baby Formula, Larry the Cable Guy, Free Money & a 7-Year-Old Wine-Chugging at a Communion!

We have a Sweet, Sexy, Saintly Show for you today!
in BEST TRENDS, Hillary Duff is in the buff (so we have to talk about that).  And #NoBabyFormulaBiden is trending right now.  What's that all about?  Jon and crew talk about the looming baby formula crisis, why being breast-fed might be underrated, and much more!
LARRY THE CABLE GUY pops into the show again to take with Jon about their shared love for karaoke and how that might affect their upcoming show together.
Also, Jon's giving money away with another RESIDUAL CHECK game where a lucky audience member will get to win his check from "Jane the Virgin".
And in SMALL TOWN NEWS, a 7-year-old girl chugged a full chalice of wine during her church communion. Bless her heart!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cledus T. Judd, Larry the Cable Guy, Free Money & a Man Grows a New Penis On His Arm!

Actor, Comedian, and Black Card member at Planet Fitness JON REEP has an emasculating, offensive…. but very appreciative show for you today!
In BEST TRENDS Bill Murray offended someone on the set of a movie and finds himself in some hot water.
It’s National Teacher Appreciation Day, so Jon talks about the teachers he appreciated and shares a video recording of him giving a book report in high school dressed as Rosalynn Carter.
LARRY THE CABLE GUY drops by again to answer some questions from Jon's Facebook fans.
Singer / Songwriter / Comedian, CLEDUS T. JUDD zooms in to talk about how his musical career started, how he was a high school basketball phenom, and his latest song about President Biden.
Then it's time to give away some money as Jon plays HOW MUCH IS THAT SCREEN ACTORS GUILD RESIDUAL CHECK? with his audience and chooses three random listeners to play.  How much was this check from an episode of BLACK-ish?
And in SMALL TOWN NEWS, a man's penis fell off but he had a new one attached after growing it... on his arm for six years! Talk about a reach around!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.